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Below are the 19 most recent journal entries recorded in alexisonfire888's LiveJournal:

Friday, September 23rd, 2005
10:43 pm
havent updated in ages. Go me.

Anywho, new school year, classes are ok, la dee da,


But, my math teacher left for personal issues. HE was an awsome dude from south america. And now well land up with some shit teacher who gives out free hot carls. Damn, man.

thats basically it for now.
Friday, May 20th, 2005
5:39 pm


WE WON 27-0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Current Mood: energetic
Thursday, May 19th, 2005
9:12 pm
I shoulda posted a few days ago.

anywho, I got my laptop back tuesday. It was in for fixing because my hardrive somehow broke ? . They reformatted the whole thing and I lost all my files, including my songs. All 1900 of them :( . I got a new harddrive, yet it only has 18 gigs in total and the school programs already take up half the space >:( .
Im thinking of getting a portable 80 gig holder that can plug into my laptop, and using it for my songs (i will soon be getting :P ) .

Current Mood: hot
Monday, May 2nd, 2005
10:06 pm
Just for the sake of posting and letting others I havent died
Mr Brady..... Yikes...... Hes lost half of my work and says I never handed them in. Oh well, what can I do?

Oh yeah, and for those who havent heard, the guitarist for American Head Charge has died the day after 4 20 (the day of marijuana and pot smoking). Could that be the reason he died? Anywho, RIP Brian O.

and because my religion group is filled with fags, we arent doing the same project as everyone else. stupid group members were never on msn when they said theyd be, so I could never send them the recording (a video project) and now we have to do some other project while everyone else is presenting their videos in class, which I may add are fucking hilarious. You were supposed to drop books and see how many people would help you pick them up, and catch the results on tape. I wanted to stir shit up and decided to fall instead of drop my books. It was a much more interesting concept and much funnier. I decided to pretend to walk into poles for the part of the project that had to be filmed outside of school. funny thing is, nobody helped except for people we asked purposly. Anywho, now I cannot present my funny video of me being a jackass because my group sucks. Oh well...

lastly, I would like to thank Patrick Bernardo. A kid in three of my classes (people in one of my classes put up with enough crap from me) helped me with my science lab. I gave in my lab, and supposedly didnt (Im never sending via email again... EVER), and I deleted the lab on my laptop to free space (you would too if you had 2.8 gigs free only). So I had to redo somehow, and even though I pestered the shit outta him during civics to help). yeah, so if it werent for him, Ms. Tristram would have piano wire-cut my throat and fed my head to the rats at east side marios (inside science joke, east marios part).

life is boring as fuck, in other news.

Current Mood: sleepy
Thursday, March 17th, 2005
6:24 pm
here's a day to day log of what I did.

-three plane trips. I almost died. One 10 hour flight, one 6 hour flight, and one last 45 minute flight.
-we met the tour guide Silvio, who soon we'd find out that hes like a needle, a very sharp prick.
-first stop: Palermo. hotel was ok, apart from the fact the beds were more flat than an anorexic model.

-we visit a church that was huge.
-I got lost on the way back. it was fucking scary.
-visited a catacomb filled with preserved dead people. Wtf...
-saw two more churches
-my cd player dies. Try to charge it but turns out my adapter had exploded. yikes.
-drove/climbed up a huge ass mountain. That view was fucking crazay!
-city #2, Agrigento. Better hotel than before.

-odd, both hotels served croisants for breakfast. And I fucking hate croisants. Oh well...
-Visited the "Valley of the Temples". Pretty cool.
-climbed up a huge ass hill to see another church.
-next city. #3, is Siracusa. We got into deep shit at out hotel. Lmao. all the guys were shouting and acting like douche bags and we were warned that it it continued, we might have been arrested. lmmfao!

-Hotel was better than the predecant. Yet when I woke up, I was so drowzy and out of it.......Zzzzzzzzzz...
-Silvio was pissed over what had happened yesturday.
-we visited an ancient amplitheatre, a gladiator arena (not the colluseum.....YET), a humongous cave, and a forest filled with blood-orange and lemon trees. I stole a few and I didnt get into trouble. I would later though =P.
-we visit a town at the top of a pretty big mountain. Tried to shop, but all the stores were closed! So, this made me pissed off and made me visit the good ol' bar =D. European alcohol blows =( .
-we piss off a homeless guy by throwing confetti off the mountain cliff. according to him, "you are throwing rabbish in the air. that is bad!" . roight.
-went to the beach for a bit.
-we board a ship. we sleep on the ship for the night. apart from being squashed, it was pretty good.

-we get off the ship. best sleep in a while, about 5 hours.
-we try to shop again today, but mostly everything is fucking closed!
-get gelati, like ice cream but creamier. best shit I have ever tasted!!!!!!!!!
-such a longass walk. my knees killed.
-city #4 is Sorrento. The hotels are getting better and better!

-we visit some ancient houses. Got to walk infront of Achelies' house. That's pretty damn cool!
-long ass drive to rome.
-another long ass walk which killed my knees again.
-city#5, Rome. WTF. I was waiting to get my room key and this arrogant fuck pushes me out of the way and makes me hit a bible stand, breaking it. hotel owners are fuckers themselves, and now they are pissed off and blame me. augh...
-already complaints in the first 30 minutes. My friends were horking on the front wall.
-pricks working at the hotel threaten to: a) tell our teachers b)call our parents c) make us pay a fine and d) get kicked out of the hotel if we make a slight distracting noise at night. fuck them, they gave me and my friend only one bed so I SLEPT ON THE FLOOR FOR TWO NIGHTS! Stupid selfish hotel owners should die.

-last touring day, and it was PACKED
-visited the colloseum
-visited the Vatican and Vatican City (considered to be the world's smallest country).
-saw works of art such as the actual Sisteen Chapel (Wasnt supposed to take pictures at the chapel, but I snuck one anyways. meh) and more.
-I manage to lose my voice and get a major cold. this blows
-I stay up since we had to wake up at 4 am, and we were wide awake at 12. Stupid idea that....

-no sleep for two days and no food for 19 hours (I counted the hours when I got home and had food).
-Left for the airport.
-first flight was bad
-second flight ruled, because at the London airport I got Gameboy DS. such a fun timewaster =P.

and my cd player works =P

Current Mood: stressed
Tuesday, February 22nd, 2005
5:38 pm
Today is really fucking shocking.

Head, Guitarist of Korn, left due to religion reasons.

click here for more info

and Blink 182 may break up

click here for more info

I must have shat myself. I'm in total shock (mainly because of Head leaving, since the other story is a rumor).

Current Mood: shocked
Sunday, February 20th, 2005
2:24 pm
course selections can blow me.
coarse selections suck.

University English
College Math (lmao I suck =P)
University/College Religion (highest they had)
visual arts
dramatic arts
Comm tech

now I cant decide between Computer engineering or Computer science. Do I reeeeeeallllllly wanna put up with Paleggi, or do I wanna do a harder coarse?

Current Mood: hot
Friday, February 18th, 2005
4:40 pm
when you're a sad boring fuck like me, you take those internet quizes.

Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice:Desert Eagle .50
Your Favorite Target:Cops
Your Kill Count:220,825,487
Your Battle Cry:"Who let the dogs out?"
Years You Spend in Jail:29
How Much Money In Damages You Cause:$233,070,342,849,377
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 84%
Quiz created with MemeGen!

Who are your Celebrity Parents?
by opp_girl_4_tp
Your Name
Your MomJessica Simpson
Your DadSaddam Hussein
Quiz created with MemeGen!

What do people really think about you?
by Raven319
favorite song
Parents thinkYou're sleeping around
Strangers thinkYou're hot
Friends thinkYou're wonderful
Quiz created with MemeGen!

Current Mood: crazy
Thursday, February 17th, 2005
10:12 pm
bored as fuck
life's boring......

yeah, a few days ago when semester 2 started, my new careers teacher, Ms. Morisani, thought my name was Igor................................. :S . She called "Igor, come and deliver these sheets of paper to your table!" . it was pretty fucking wierd.

this kid got kicked out of his civics class and had to join our careers class yeasturday. He's such a dike. Today, infront of the teacher, he says shit like "mmmmmmmm SWEATY BALLZ" and "POONANI YALL". Already on his second day, he's been in trouble 4 times.

Other than that, careers is fucking jokes. Everybody is immature and fools around. Teacher doesnt hate me yet since I havent been fooling around yet (which is so fucking hard)...

and my arms and legs are fucking stiff from rugby. Push ups, crunches, lunges and burpees for four minutes (NO BREAKS). YIKES...... and then we did an hour of stuff which is too hard to explain by text. I can barely move today... Oh well, means I can get better sleep ;) .

so yeah. Had to update some how.

Current Mood: exhausted
Tuesday, January 11th, 2005
10:24 pm
Odd Quiz Thingy
yes I have seen quite a few people play this, and it appears I kill Lindsay Lohan with a magnefying glass........................................................................... :S

try it yourself

What stupid celebrity are you destined to kill? by daydreamer8852
You killed
With a
OnDecember 28, 2015
Quiz created with MemeGen!

Current Mood: full
Friday, December 17th, 2004
10:17 pm
Florida Day Uno
I will be keeping a day by day entry while Im here in FLorida, home to peaches, Gators, Armidillos and Fat Asses.


Plane was delayed by an hour, which sucked. My mom's luggage was almost taken by some redneck, which could have sucked more, there was some invalid problem with my dad's credit card, which blew, and my stomach aches, which swallows (sorry for the lame joke)

But I am here now and the reason for a sore stomach was eating so much. My earphones are broken and I will get new ones and tons of CDs at the Virgin megastore, which is pretty friggen huge ( :D ).

Ya I better go now, my internet connection costs more than drugs. And plus, that long ass time at the airports (nine hours, holy Jebus) has tired me out. I will crash now

TTYL and please, feel free to be envious, I am relaxing VERY WELL :P

Current Mood: exhausted
Thursday, December 16th, 2004
11:45 pm
Florida Biatch!
I am going to Florida for X-Mas Break Tomorow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I miss the last day of skool, and the first day when we come back :P

when I get there, I will try and fufill my goal, getting a Van Orsdel CD, one of my fav bands from Florida that's underground.

Current Mood: excited
Saturday, December 11th, 2004
6:46 pm
McDonalds does more Cock than KFC
Yes I am back from that santanic trip and it sux. I dont want to do it (and for those who dont know what the assignment is, im not typing again because its a pain in the ass to type all the details and I will get karpel tunnel)
But after the free lunch (i was forced to have a McChicken, mmmmmmm mayo..... Or chicken tumor? Jeebus Christ) absolutely everybody fooled around. Me and a few friends (Raz, Paul, Patrick and Andrew) were gambling. On the way back, the edge 102.1 was playing in the bus and the song "vertigo" came on. Even though we all hated that song, we decided to piss Miss Paleggi off by singing the "tribal chant" part for the rest of the ride. SHe was so pissed off (also because of the fooling around) she started shitting out and yelling "SETTLE DOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN!" in her annoying fucktarted voice.

apart from that, the pep rally was awsome because of the cheerleading! I wonder why....... *cough*crush*cough* o fuck that last cough tasted like blood...... don't you hate when that happens?

any ways, goodbye for now.

Current Mood: exanimate
Thursday, December 9th, 2004
11:09 pm
Sorry for 2 posts in one day
ya sorry

ANYWHO, we are going to McDonalds (goody......................................*yawn*) tomorow and by using Quadratic formulas and rules, we have to find out if the golden arches on frie packets, drinks, etc. are perfect parabolas. Its gonna be so boring. Im yawning already.

Any ways, l8r.

Current Mood: weird
6:27 pm
RIP Dimebag Darrel
Dimebag Darrel is dead........ some fucking cunt killed him........

ok, sorry. This is a very sad time, but here's the happening:

Band Damageplan was playing at a niteclub and some idiot goes on stage and kills guitar legend Dimebag Darrel and another band member. He did it because the two members he killed used to be in a band called "pantera" but broke up and became Damageplan. the fag also killed two audience members and had to be killed himself by cops.


Current Mood: sad
Tuesday, November 23rd, 2004
11:17 pm
good news good news

I might go to the Slipknot concert on January 9th :D I cannot wait! This is so nucking futs!

anyways, nothing really to post about for now. I will post if there is

Current Mood: excited
Tuesday, November 16th, 2004
4:49 pm
Return of the brochure from hell
Yes I thot I was done with that piece of shit...............

I went to print at my skool. When I printed it, none of the actual words printed out! Just the background and one exception of a paragraph! I spent an hour and time of my other class re doing the damn thing AGAIN, but when I printed it, the printer went screwy and cut off half of my first panel! So I was blamed and I re did it a fucking gain. Finally after almost missing my whole class, I print and its good! But I had to pay for the other copies due to waste of ink. So I owe 4$ :(. But thats not all

as I am putting it together just before handing in, I try and fold and accidentaly fucked up the folding, so I had to re fold it and now the last panel is creased. When I folded, one side was too long so I had to cut. While I was cutting it, the damn glue wasnt dry (I glued both sides of the brochure together), and slipped. It then dried quickly and now my brochure is abit off centered.

That possessed piece of tree made me so frustrated............................... But now its done :D:D:D:D:D

Current Mood: energetic
Monday, November 15th, 2004
8:16 pm
you all may say "wow you did a big fucking project! YAY! SING A SONG ABOUT IT! IM A QUEER! I HOPE I DROWN!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111 W00T!!!!!!11111111111", but there is more to the story of my project

Day 1 (saturday)
Im working my ass off my project, almost there, when

it froze. the damn thing froze! I restarted my computer and for no good reason, damn Word couldnt recover the document! Too tired, wait nrxt day

Day 2 (sunday)

I work my ass off again on the same crappy brochure. I actually finish it, looks great, and its due on tuesday, so I could have less home work on monday! WOHOO! UNTIL........

Day 3 (monday)

As I turn on my laptop, I get a notice.s It should have said:
"Hahahaha! Dude, I fucked you up big time! Im such a loser! I hope I get shot! FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!!!!!! HAAAHAAHAHAHHAHAH!"
But instead said this:
"your document C://my documents/english/brochure.doc was accidentaly fragmented during re booting. Please report this situation to Microsoft"
ya my ass anybody reports these to Microsoft, Bill Gates isnt even done whiping his ass with money never mind has the time to look at shit problems his dumb company makes. So, I re did my brochure YET AGAIN. And now, it is finished. I will back up this baby so many times, you may consider the back ups the main re enforcements. But it is done, and my labour is gone. But now I have another damn project (EEK). A group project on the 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, and 90s. Study main events, pop culture, politics, etc. in each of those eras. Its a group project, but bad part. Supposed to be 5 ppl but my group was left with 4 due to shortage. You need to make a website to put all the information on and it has to be neatly organized, and also make a trivia game on flash using the facts you gave. I am the only one that knows flash and html, so I landed up with the shitload. And also, I had to do 2 eras because I offered (I didnt know about website and trivia part yet), so I picked 80s and 90s and now I am fucked more than Osama Bin Laden's goat. TOO MANY PROJECTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

O well, catch ya later,

Current Mood: hungry
Saturday, November 13th, 2004
7:41 pm
Hey everybody

I just joined cause this place looks great!

ok enough bull fucking shit, lets get down to buisiness

I have a dumb project due monday, and its bigger than Prince's ego. I have to read some book (where the heart is) ( ive read, so "check!"), make a summary and answer around 60 questions about the book (Check!), and make a brochure, summarize AGAIN this time in your opinion (can you say WTF?), and do a powerpoint presentation WITH music, over 30 pictures, has to describe the book in just pictures, and the music must end as soon as my presentation ends in exact timing. It sucks big ass! I cant do this in 2 days when I also have a math unit test! Its nucking futs! O well, id better stfu and do it :)


Current Mood: annoyed
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